Just called up my small engine and mower repair fella. He’s pushing 80 and when I asked him, “How are you doing?”, he says, “Fine as frog hair”.
1] TheOtherGeezer broke my battery jumper… I can’t get my mower going… the dandelions are winning.
2] TheDotter didn’t get the hoped-for job in Beanburg… this means they will be moving up the end of June so she can look for work…. that means my window of opportunity for finagling a trip down South [think: EAT BBQ!] just shrank by about 60%
3] I can’t afford the trip down South or the risk that the 10 yr old car would make it there and back [Think: NOT eating all that lovely BBQ]
4] We are not going Upptacamp today
5] I have finished eating the 4 slices of leftover pizza I was having for breakfast
The only upsides I can see in all this are that you don’t have to read anymore of my whines and the Dawg gets to eat pizza rinds.
This new House Republican bill H.R. 1406 is never going to pass both houses, and would get vetoed anyway, however, let’s all just remember what the the GOP seems to think is fair labor standards when it comes time to vote again.
After almost three weeks, the Amazing WoFat has mysteriously reappeared!
I just heard a meowing out back and when I looked… Wo!
He wouldn’t come, but it was Wo in the Fat. All wofat and healthy looking.
Only thing that makes any sense is that this is the time that the people who only summer here return from Flor-Ida. Mebbe he went walkabout, they wouldn’t put off leaving, and he gotz left behind. It fits with the time-line of his appearance just after TurkeyDay…