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May 16, 2013
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Waking up at 1AM…

to pull a tick off your leg is not conducive to a great nights sleep.

However, the new video that my old friend Bobby put together of our greatest hits [the gymnasium sequence was the best] was a good time-killer, and I did get to sit next to Lee Marvin in his bunny suit at the pre-release party, so, all in all, it wasn’t that bad of a …. wait a minute… was that all a dream?

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May 15, 2013
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BIGBILL…. ?

oh… ‘bout 15 minutes now.

The counter spinning will make you dizzy!

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May 15, 2013
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50 Billion served

Quick projection shows that Apple’s BIGBILL ought to go to someone about 7pm EST

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May 15, 2013
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::burp::

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May 15, 2013

[GeoGuesser] Game finished! You got 23567 points in total.

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May 15, 2013
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GeoGuesser …NSFW!

OK… here goes your productivity for today… RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW!

Guess where in the world you’ve been dropped on a Google Map

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May 14, 2013
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Hipster Ironic or just behind the curve?

The Portland [Maine] Public Library just listed Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue as “new to the collection”.

Maybe we will finally get that copy of The Bonfire of the Vanities…

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May 14, 2013
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This is what yo finga’s look like as you remember (after 45 minutes) that you haven’t actually fretted a banjo in, like, well… 35 years.

This is what yo finga’s look like as you remember (after 45 minutes) that you haven’t actually fretted a banjo in, like, well… 35 years.

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May 14, 2013
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SHUT.up! about the freezer cleanout thing. The dog wanted ribs. And they were only $2.50 lb.

SHUT.up! about the freezer cleanout thing.
The dog wanted ribs.
And they were only $2.50 lb.

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May 14, 2013
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Four feet of four-footed camouflage.

Four feet of four-footed camouflage.